Testo di 'Jou Ma Se Poes In 'n Fishpaste Jar' di Die Antwoord

''spoken word''
Uh. This one's dedicated to all the haters out there
Jealous of us because we're better than you
Yolandi Vi$$er, bring the sparks?

''Chorus''
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar

''Verse 1''

Yolandi Vi$$er:

He was the wrong ninja to fuck with.

Ninja:
Yo, I am the ninja in charge over here,
no fear when i scope a rhyme in your ear.
Fuck with the wrong ninja, this time what's the matter with you.
Should have known better than to fuck with a ninja with a attitude.
I wasn't mad at you, now you mad at me and jealous.
Little stink poofy rappers like Anthony en Dennis.
Let me help to make you famous, jissis but you rap kak.
When you rap you actually sound like you're having a fat kak. (Jaa../ Sies!)
Why you so obsessed with me? Oooh.
Jesus Christ you should see how these guys stalk me.
Follow my every move like a Sea Point moffie, FUCK YOU.
And all your ? .. Maak klaar met die spiff quote from the licks
Yo, there's not a rapper out there who can touch me,
If you don't believe me run up and try to punch me

Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Oh oh. Wat's dit? Joe, kyk daar.
Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh(?) in da place(?) vat 'n picture
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Do what I like cos I roll with the fucken Ninja

I am a fucken coloured cos I am a fucken coloured if I want to be a coloured (Hoss)
My inner fucken coloured just wants to be discovered
You fokken naai skinner aan elke
Elke fokken poes is pienk aan die binnekant.

Zed to E to the motherfucken F
One time! Lekker fokken zef zef zef
Fuck this poes in the skinny jeans
Yo maar jy's trendy
Soos the vokken kak jol by Assembly

Why do I call myself the Ninja you ask me?
Because my style is so motherfucken nasty (Is ja!)
Nothing you can so or do can harm me
Ek's kak fokken kommen, jy's a flou fokken larny

Fuck with Die Antwoord you fuck with our army
My fans are my bergie.
When they bite they only go with a skraal sterfies(?)
Ask Kyle Saffy (Kyle's momma is a big fat biiitch)

Jou ma se poes in 'n vispaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n vispaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh(?) in da place(?) vat 'n picture
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Do what I like cos I roll with the fucken Ninja

Yo I'm the Ninja in charge
I can't even believe my fucken dick is so large
My groooove is doom when we launch a full frontal assault with the boom
Yo-Landi Vi$$er rub the fucken salt in the wound

My style is wild make you wipe your faces
Got style coming out of all sorts of places
Raak wys! Ninja flex fre$
Ek's original boy fuck Sweat.X (Wie die vok is dit?)

Spoek Mathambo is a spank(?) rock lookalike rapalike siff little parasite gag!
Fuck every one of your whack tracks
Marcus Wormstorm is short and fat.

I represent the underdog you know my steez
I'm represented by a label in the overseas
Yo Amsterdam yes I am the man got the cash in hand and I'm splashing Rands
That used to be some Euros, I used to be a zero
Now I rap to the track like a super fucken hero
Superninja's coming, faster than a bullet, leaping over buildings, waving at the children

Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Oh oh vat's it yuketa(?)
Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh in the place, vat 'n picture
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Do what I like cos I roll with the fucken Ninja

It's plain to see you can't change me
Cos I'ma be a Ninja for life

Yo I'm a ninja he's a ninja she's a ninja we's a ninjas
Wouldn't you like to be a ninja too?
(pop)

''Ek is te lui om voort te gaan.
Kan iemand anders die afmaken?
Ek het al 'n begin gemaak. Hahaha''

@fehmikio