Testo di 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' di South Park

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho.
The Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: (So she sat him down and told him,
that she went and blew a guy last year.)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

Kenny: ('Cause you can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want)

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: (And Mary, just relax and play,
and suck some through the night)

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,

Kenny: ('Cause they had a tussle on the drive)

Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money,

Kenny: (and since she needed a place to sleep)

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

Kenny: ('Cause you can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want)

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn
Then it's not considered a sin

Kenny: (To suck a dick and get a place for the night!!)

Mr. Hankey: [Kenny laughs] That's right
Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (Mary said, "Damn, it's so tragic that
I could not take them to bed.")

Mr. Hankey: But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want
Of everyone) [laughs]

Mr. Hankey: Everyone in the nation.

Kenny: (Fellatio ain't no sin
So go and blow the Three Wise Men)

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: ('Cause there's never any penetration!
You can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (And take it from the ox and the lamb)

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy
Folks will remember your name quick

Kenny: ('Cause you're sucking on the biggest dick!!
And sucking dick)

Together: Brings peace on Earth and joy. [Kenny laughs]

Kenny: ('Cause sucking dick)

Together: Brings peace on Earth and joy.

Kenny: (You can suck my dick.)

[laughs]