Testo di 'Metrosexual Man' di Dwarves

Now have you ever met a fellow
Kinda mellow with thos hello kitty eyes
And there was really something fishey
With that walk all sweet and swishy in the thighs

He's always dressed to the nines
Scoping out his perfect behind

He's like a homo-fashion hero
A straight guy but a queer-o
Just searching for designer good times
He looks so gay that you could eat him
And women wanna be him
He's a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He's a metrosexual man

Now have you ever met a stranger
That was dangerously flamin' everywhere
And he don't care
He's got some makeup on his face
And like an ounce of moosey product in his hair
And trousers that flaire

Then he says that he's straight
But he really needs to exfoliate

He's like a homo-fashion hero
A straight guy but a queer-o
Just lookin' for some Cali' cuisine
He's like a rollar blading demon
Not some silly salty sea man
He's a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He's a metrosexual man

He makes a pedicure date
Arrives about a half-hour late
Wants a frothy cappucino
A little bit of bean-o
And something in his drawers to inflate

He's like a homo-fashion hero
A straight guy but a queer-o
Just lookin' for a rainbow parade
A little light up in his loafers
On the Loveboat he'd be Gopher
He's a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He's a metrosexual man

He’s just a homo fashion hero
He’s fiddling like nero
And searching for a toga to wear
He’s like a modern gladiator
A master masturbator
He’s a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He’s a metrosexual man

Well, he's a metrosexual man
He is just a metrosexual man