Dance Muthafucka, Dance!

While thumbing through his news aggregatorMientras hojeaba su agregador de noticias

That morning several tidbits caught his eyeEsa mañana varias noticias llamaron su atención

And seemingly broke his heartY aparentemente le rompieron el corazón

The continuing climate crisis notwithstandingA pesar de la crisis climática en curso

He'd been able to avoid his darker thoughts for the better part of a dayHabía logrado evitar sus pensamientos más oscuros durante la mayor parte del día

Day and a halfDía y medio

But upon reading in the lifestyle sectionPero al leer en la sección de estilo

That pigs are susceptible to bouts of chronic depressionQue los cerdos son susceptibles a episodios de depresión crónica

He felt his own creep up quietly upon himSintió la suya subir silenciosamente sobre él

Also, he was completely out of toilet paperAdemás, estaba completamente sin papel higiénico

(Dance muthafucka)(Baila maldito)

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As he moped through his MondayMientras se lamentaba en su lunes

Thinking exclusively of himself (and the pigs)Pensando exclusivamente en sí mismo (y en los cerdos)

There was a gnawing suspicionHabía una sospecha que lo carcomía

That he'd forgotten something of great significanceDe que había olvidado algo de gran importancia

Before he left the houseAntes de salir de casa

His latex gloves reached up to adjustSus guantes de látex se levantaron para ajustar

His makeshift mask when it hit himSu máscara improvisada cuando lo golpeó

It's not MondayNo es lunes

It's fucking Wednesday, man (holy shit)Es miercoles, hombre (¡carajo!)

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(Alright then)(¡Bueno entonces!)

After embracing isolation as a lifestyleDespués de abrazar el aislamiento como un estilo de vida

For the better part of two decadesDurante la mayor parte de dos décadas

His hermetic habits had finally found purposeSus hábitos herméticos finalmente encontraron propósito

While his so-called friends rung their hands with worryMientras sus llamados amigos se preocupaban

He smiled under his maskÉl sonreía bajo su máscara

Because this was his dayPorque este era su día

This WednesdayEste miércoles

This was his momentEste era su momento

This was his timeEsta era su hora

And there, was toilet paperY ahí estaba el papel higiénico

Dance muthafuckaBaila maldito

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Dance muthafucka danceBaila maldito, baila