Testo di 'Mentally Dull' di South Park

Intro:
Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr. Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil?
Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start. Why else?
*music starts*
*contains dialouge from episodes*

Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastard!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr Garrison: What kind of sick wierdo are you!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say something Mr. Hanky!
Mr. Hanky: AAAAAHHHHH!
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Dude! Kenny is dead!
Chef: Hello there children! Let me sing you a little song.
"I'm gonna make love to yo woman..."
Man: Well you ain't Fiona Affle,
and if you ain't Fiona Affle I don't
give a rat's ass!
What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Kyle: Whoa dude that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude! How do ya have sex with a chicken?
At least I'm not a little pig (beep)
Cartman: GODDAMN IT!
Pip: SHOOAA!
Cartman: YOU GET YOUR B**CH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN,
AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!
Mr. Hat: YOU GO TO HELL!
Stan: You bite my dick! (?)
Cartman: Screw you too!
Well?
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon
Cartman: KICK ASS!
*gun cock*
Cartman: Hey! I'll blow your friggin head off, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
Mr. Mackey: your one screwed up little kid, you understand?
Cartman: He's a very disturbed little boy
Mrs. Cartman: You want some cheesy poofs?
Cartman: I don't want cheesy poofs!
Mrs. Cartman: You can have just an incy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Mrs. Cartmaan: Just incy wincy woo woo?
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!
Mrs. Cartman: I got you some cheesy poofs and snacky time
Cartman: AAHHH!
Mrs. Cartman: Just an incy wincy woo woo?

CHORUS

Mr. Garrison: DUMBASS! What a retard!
Stan: You fat (beep) screw you
Kyle's mom: *gasp*
Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Man: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch!
Wendy: YOU DO THINGS LIKE A FREAKKKKK!!!
Cartman: Well, I was standing out in the field
and I had a huge satalite dish stivkin
out of my butt. And then there was hundreds
of cows and ailens and then
I went up on the ship and Scott Bayo gave me pinkeye(echoing)
Stan: What the hell are you talking about?
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Wendy: Life is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pip: Lunchy munchys, hmm?
Stan : Oh yeah! Well at least my mom's not
on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine!
Cartman: Damned! Will you shut the hell up!

CHORUS with talking on Jesus and Pals

Man: Barbra Streisand?
Chef: Barbra Sreisand?
Barbra Streisand: I'm Barbra Streisand!
Man: Barbra Streisand?
Chef: Barbra Srteisand?
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Man: Better luck, son!
Barbra Streisand: There's that little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman : Got to remember the good times,
bet anyone would! *screaming*

CHORUS then Cartman sings "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"