Testo di 'Lez Be Friends' di The Midnight Beast

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST!

It's the year of the beast!
You better have a shower before you come out tonight girls
'Coz you are gonna get dirty!
Yeah, yeah, it's you boy? (it's you boy?)
Stefan.. L-L-Let's walk

If a girl won't come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean

It's like a sweet sixteen,
But the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel 'em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g..go down on 'em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he he hee...
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight
No, hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl won't come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Oh, you must be a lesbian)

If a girl won't kiss
(She's takin the piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she doesnt fancy me
Who-eh oh!
She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian

Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my **** size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say "My name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?"
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poke her face
She doesn't sees the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up my with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight
Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl won't come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(She must be a lesbian)

If a girl won't kiss
(She's takin the piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she don't give me the eye.
Who-eh oh!
She must drive for the other side
She's a lesbian

That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must... (she's a lesbian)

I-I-It's your birthday!
You go, girl
What's your name?
I like your shoes! (shoes, shoes, shoes)

We are two boys
And were looking for two girls
They are two girls
Lets talk to the girls
-How are you?
-Whats your name
-I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

She won't come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
She don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(Uh... you're a lesbian)

If a girl can act
(She must be a thespian)
-Is that right?
-Yeah
(She must be a thespian)
If she doesn't fancy me
Who-eh oh!
She must bat for the other team
She's a lesbian

That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
That girl, she must be a lesbian
Leeeesbian!! yeah
That girl, she must...

She's a lesbian

Les-lesbian
She's a hot girl
She must be a Lesbian
She's a lesbian (x2)