Testo di 'A Pizza The Action' di The Stupendium

Gregory, it looks like you are trapped here in the Pizzaplex until morning
To survive the night, you're going to need a kick-ass '80s action anthem
That is not a show program I can provide
But, there is someone who can
So you're trapped after dark in the park, and you're tasked with surviving the night?
So your ma and your pa have departed the party and left you to fight?
So hang tight, to the tickets you've won, and your toy laser gun set your Faz-Watch to fun
'Cause it's hide and seek, hunted by musical monsters, ain't that what you wanted?

You came for some games and a bite
The doors have all closed, but the stage has been set
So on with the show, no escaping it yet
The night is still young and the fun's just begun
You've been played like your grave of arcade cabinets
When you've gates stormed by gators and wolves at the door
When the power is down, you can't bear anymore
When each tick of the clock has you checking your watch
And the chicken is watching you, hungry for gore

Oh, the fun that's in store! (Oh, the fun that's in store!)
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
(Pizza the action)
So come pick your destiny off of the menu (fate won't wait till the Sun comes up)
Or be laid to rest in your favourite venue (arcade to arcade, crust to crust)
In this amusement park, you are the Superstar

We know that you'll go far, but you must choose your path
Those neon tubes cast shadows on a truth so dark
It's up to you to battle to its putrid heart
So savour the taste of your last pepperoni (you've got a party pass to a backstage tour)
'Cause you're taking the stage for one night only (but will dawn chorus be your encore?)
Perhaps, it's your birthday, or your graduation
We're always the first place for a celebration

Now, maybe you've heard say, of some violations
But it's not since Thursday we've had strangulations
The go-karts are revved and the ball pit's been cleaned
Montgomery's ready to tear up the scene
Roxy's got the rock that's just got to be seen
Just as soon as Chica's cleaned out the canteen
Hear the cry of the fans as we strike up the band

Now the time is at hand for the tightest of jams
'Cause it's tiny and cramped where you're hiding, but Vanny
Won't find you when crammed inside our leading man
When you've gates stormed by gators and wolves at the door
When the power is down, you can't bear anymore
When the Sun's gone away, but the Moon's come to play
A more punishing game till the break of the dawn

Oh, the fun that's in store! (Oh, the fun that's in store!)
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
Darkness falls across the mall, and metal mascots stalk the halls
More murderous with each defect and out to prowl the PizzaPlex

And whomsoever shall be found by STAFF Bot hoards that roll around
Must then escape the bunny's wrath or rot inside a stomach hatch
The air is filled with pungent reek of robots oiled in pizza grease
And terrors bathed in neon light, are on the hunt to grab a bite
For no amount of birthday cake, piñatas, games or fanfare
Will help a lonely child survive the night at Freddy Fazbear's