Testo di 'Clinton And The Queen' di Tripod

[Spoken Clinton voice]
Hello Australia,
Bill here.

[Singing Clinton]
Well I haven't been down under for quite a while,
It's great to see you Austrians speak,
Such good English.
Hey hey hey.
Hey, I say gee-day.
Well I'm shopping round the same speech,
All around the world.
My head is in a spin,
'Cos I think I met a girl.
Hey hey hey.

[Regular singing]
I found love in the arse end,
Of the world.

[Spoken Queen Elizabeth voice]
Good day Australia,
This is your Queen.

[Singing Elizabeth]
I haven't been down under for quite a while,
I love the way you colonials
Touch me on the back.
Hey hey hey,
I say good day.

[Spoken Elizabeth]
It's the Queen's English,
That means it's my English.
So if I say blagook,
You have to include it.
Go on, put it in a sentence.

[Regular spoken]
I, blagook, the shops

[Spoken Elizabeth]
Excellent, excellent.

[Singing Elizabeth]
Well, I've been waving my white glove,
From a bullet-proof van,
But I never felt safer,
Than with this crude southern man.
Hey hey hey.

[Regular singing]
I found love in the arse end,
Of the world.

[Spoken Clinton]
I did not have sex with that woman,
We were making sweet, sweet love,
It was too beautiful to use such a crude term,
We were humping like two wild buffalo
And I will not reduce it to some base animal act.
Let me tell you though,
She's a hell cat.

[Regular Singing]
I found love in the arse end,
Of the world.

[Elizabeth]
Bill, you send electricity up my spine.

[Clinton]
I think that's your pacemaker,
But Lizzie that's just fine.
Hey hey hey,
I think I'll stay.

[Spoken Elizabeth]
Well Bill I think that you and I might marry,
I love the way you get along with,
My grandson Harry.

[Regular singing]
Hey hey hey,
Hey hey hey.

[Clinton]
Well I like the little kid,
He really gets good weed,
And me and him get whacked,
And then we watch the Matrix.
Hey hey hey

[Regular singing]
Then we all get the munchies,
7-11 on the corner looks quite nice,
He has chips, and I have potato chips.

[Elizabeth]
And I have crisps,
And vanilla slice.

[Regular]
I found love in the arse end,

[Elizabeth]
Maybe you can be the new Governor General.

[Regular]
I found love in the arse end,

[Clinton]
Maybe you in turn,
Can be my new inturn

[Regular]
I found love in the,
Arse end,
Arse end,
Arse end,
Of the world.
Yeah.