Cafeteria Mold

(to the tune of "Centerfold')Does it walk? Does it talk?
The school lunch that you eat?
What they served in the cafeteria
Always made me leave my seat
It looks like soggy corn flakes
It tastes like an oil stain
And if you tried to swallow it
You would be in major pain
Days go by, I eat it less
One bite makes me turn green
Makin students eat that garbage
Is really kind of mean

My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly Cafeteria Mold
Ugly Cafeteria Mold
My blood runs cold
Yeah, whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly Cafeteria MoldSlipped my tray under the desk
Got it all over my girlfriend's dress
And before I could get away
She punched me in the eye
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever I saw that ugly goo
It was pretty plain to see
If I ate it I would die
That green and fuzzy substance
To nauseating to touch
Just one nibble of that gunk
Is really just too much

Así que ahora tengo otro plan
Cuando suene la campana del almuerzo, en punto
Me dirijo al estacionamiento de estudiantes
Tomo mi auto, sí lo haré
Voy a tomar mi auto y conducirlo
Llevarlo a un Burger King
Por algo de comida real en privado
Una parte de mí se siente mal
Por esa porquería de la cafetería
Oh no, no lo soporto
Oh, sí, supongo que debo desecharlo
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na